bad pick up line:

“you must be a porn, because i get off just looking at you.”

also, gents, if you want to seduce a woman into having sexual intercourse with you, don’t refer to the clitoris as her “bean.” that’s just not sexy.

(love conversations with Katie-wifey <3)

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